Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham won’t be appearing in Playboy anytime soon. Sorry, but you’ll just have to get by with all the topless pics she posts online for free. Apparently Abraham tried to get Playboy to hire her for a photo shoot, but they passed. Twice.

According to TMZ — Sources tell us, the star of “Backdoor Teen Mom” reached out to the men’s magazine following her sex tape release about appearing fully nude in an upcoming issue … one of her lifelong dreams. But the mag said no way, hoe-sé. That didn’t stop Farrah from trying one more time though — we’re told she reached out again last month … and the magazine shot back with a SECOND NO, saying they just didn’t have enough room for her.