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Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness

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Hillary Clinton Had A Great Fall

Hillary Clinton, on the British leg of her What Happened book tour, had to cancel several radio and TV appearances Monday morning.

According to her team, the former first lady fell and "hurt her foot", and this incident prompted the cancellation of her appearances on BBC Woman’s Hour, ITV's This Morning show and at the London Studios to record an interview with the BBC's Graham Norton Show.

 The fall must have occurred sometime after Hillary was spotted leaving dinner with Huma Abedin and others at Petite Maison (3 Michelin stars!!)

Mrs. Clinton underwent an X-Ray Monday afternoon to examine the extent of her injury before deciding whether to continue her tour or call off her UK commitments.

In true Hillary fashion, the story of the fall is rich in detail, but upon reflection, raises A LOT of questions.  The story she put out on a later taping of the Graham Norton Show goes like this: She was running downstairs with a cup of coffee in her hand when she caught her heel in the carpet.  She then fell backward and broke her toe. 

OK.  Let that sink in for a bit—she was running downstairs, with a cup of coffee in her hand, and fell backwards?  Really? Think about that for a minute.  She was running downstairs?  Umm, probably not.  I think the last time Hillary ran anywhere, she was dodging sniper fire.  The woman does not run.  Period. 

Next, she had a cup of coffee in her hand.  Nope.  That woman hasn’t voluntarily carried anything in 30 years.  The Queen simply does not carry things.

And the fell backwards bit?  Not buying it.  If you fall backwards, your feet fly upwards, well away from the treacherous carpet.

I did an experiment yesterday wearing a pair of 2 inch heels (a little taller than the kitten heels Clinton favors).  If I caught my heel on an obstruction in the carpet, the momentum tended to carry me forward.  In fact, I was in greater danger of breaking a wrist trying to catch my fall. 

No, I think yesterday was another example of Hillary lying about what actually happened, and thinking so little of her audience that she couldn’t even make up something plausible—like she cracked her pinky toe on the leg of the dresser. I’d believe that. Or even dropping a bottle shampoo on your foot. I’ve done that before—really hurts!

Clinton, had several stumbles last year during the campaign, and everyone of them seemed to be the result of dehydration.

A history of Hillary falls:

  • 1998--First blood clot. Treated at Bethesda Naval Hospital. She would have been 51 or 52.
  • 2005--Faints giving a speech in Buffalo.  Claims dehydration.
  • 2009--Fell in Oman, breaking her elbow.  Claimed she felt faint before she fell.  Dehydration is to blame.
  • 2010--Diagnosed with Deep Vein Thrombosis (blood clots in her legs)
  • 2011--Walks onto plane and collapses in doorway. Video surfaces. Claims dehydration.
  • 2011--Suffers a blood clot in her brain
  • 2012--Concussion from a fainting from dehydration. And also suffered a blood clot.
  • 2015-2016--Various episodes of coughing fits, videos of her having seizures, and now claiming pneumonia. Apparently, she's had coughing fits as far back as 2008.
  • 9/11/2016--Claims to be overcome at a 9/11 ceremony.  To be fair, she didn’t have her hair and makeup done for the 9/11 memorial service, so maybe she did feel like crap. Filmed having seizures and had to be thrown into a van like a hunk of meat. Emerged from her daughter's apartment a couple of hours later (hair and makeup done) claiming she's fine, she just got overheated and dehydrated. Late that afternoon campaign admitted she had pneumonia.

No, I don’t think Hillary broke her toe while running down stairs.  I think she might have had a little too much Chardonnay, and decided to kick her James Comey doll, missed, and planted her foot in Huma Abedin’s bony ass instead.

But that doesn’t sound very plausible, does it?



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