I've never used food stamps before, but I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to use them to pay for lap dances and recreational narcotics.
A strip-club in Ohio named Sharky's Lounge recently closed after an investigation revealed employees were trade lap dances and drugs for food stamps.
Ohio State Police have been investigating the club since 2017 and claim undercover agents exchanged more than $2400 in food stamps with employees for heroin, fentanyl, cocaine, meth and lap dances.
Criminal charges are being filed against Sharky's staff and patrons.
Listen, ladies, if you're dancing naked in front of strangers for a living you probably don't need food stamps to feed your baby. Don't strippers usually earn a high income?
Photo by Getty Images (this woman wasn't at the club, we just needed a stock photo of an exotic dancer to go with the article).