Florida Woman Farts At Dollar General, Threatens To Stab Man (report)

A Florida woman from Dania Beach was waiting in line at a Dollar  General store when she decided she needed to fart.  It happens.  But  what happens next is absolutely bonkers. 

According to a  Broward Sheriff’s Office complaint affidavit, 37 year old Shanetta  Yvette Wilson was in the checkout line on Sunday evening. 

Now  meet John Walker - a customer standing next to her - who didn't enjoy  “the defendant farting loudly,” according to the police report.

That's when Shanetta  allegedly pulled a knife from her purse and " told the  victim she was going to ‘gut’ him,” the report said.

Naturally the police were called and Shanetta was found by deputies nearby after she fled the scene.

Wilson was arrested and taken to a jail in Pompano Beach. Her bail is set at $2,500.

Just another day in Florida.  

Photo taken by local police

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