Meanwhile, in the worst region of America...
Oakland University (outside crap-hole Detroit) has an interesting* plan for dealing with active shooters.
In the event of a mass shooting incident on campus, they've been handing out HOCKEY pucks as a self defense mechanism.
Why hockey pucks? So teachers and students can throw them at the shooter.
The school's head cop and one of its professors came up with the idea.
If you're wondering how someone can use a hockey puck to defend themselves against a handgun of AR15, you're not alone. This is easily the most head-scratchingly stupid idea ever conceived by a school official trying to prepare for mass shooter incidents.
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