I'm not gonna lie to you, we only posted this article because of this guy's moronic tattoo decisions.
A Baytown-area man was arrested after he stole a car in College Station earlier this week, according to police.
Police say Christopher Joseph McGowan stole a Dodge Nitro from a College Station parking lot near a local pizza place on Tuesday.
Police located McGowan and the vehicle in Navasota.
Look, a lotta people get tattoos - that's fine. But if you're gonna commit crimes, don't cover your face with extremely recognizable tattoos unless you want to get arrested.