Who wants a fresh taser report?! I know we're supposed to be on Xmas break but you gotta hear about this story.
A 40-year-old Salvation Army bell ringer was arrested outside a Walmart in Maryland yesterday, after he did a bunch of PCP . . . started yelling, "I am John Wayne" . . . then punched a customer.
According to police scanner audio, he was also rolling around on the ground.
And two tasers didn't do anything.
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