Meet 29-year-old Tracy Kiss, the vegan mom from England who says she drinks a sperm smoothie everyday for more energy.
Shockingly, the mother of two is single so she gets the sperm from some guy she knows.
Tracy says she stores the DNA in tubs that she keeps in the fridge with her other groceries.
She says her sperm smoothies also feature bananas, seeds and almond milk, as if that makes up for the fact that she's drinking some dude's sperm.
Tracy is a personal trainer - she says the sperm is chock full of vitamins and nutrients that... Oh God, who cares? She's drinking sperm for crying out loud!
As if that wasn't bad enough, Tracy says she likes to give herself sperm facials because it's great for her skin.
I bet her kids are so proud.