A woman on a United flight was on her phone during boarding last week, talking about how she had to move from her middle seat because the people on either side of her were so big.
And both of them could hear everything.
She said she was being squished . . . at least the two people were "warm" . . . and, quote, "I eat salad."
She asked to be moved to a window seat.
The woman next to her wanted her gone anyway, because of the verbal abuse.
She's the one who filmed everything.