We missed the Penis Festival again?! I can't believe it!
Every year in March, residents and tourists in Japan travel to Komaki, near Nagoya, to celebrate phallus-shaped icons, the Metro reports.
It's actually an annual fertility festival, but the symbols and imagery they use at the event look like a bachelorete party on LSD.
Giant wooden penises, phallic-shaped cakes, and other odd items make up the decor as festival goers drape themselves in penis-themed clothing, hats and lots more.
Here's a photo gallery from Japan's penis fest.