We've heard some whoppers in our day, but this excuse is pure comedy gold.
After police found meth in the vagina of a woman from North Louisiana, she denied owning the drug.
The rest of the story is even crazier.
Galliano woman is facing theft charges after she allegedly took $5,000 from a man in West Monroe.
According to an arrest report for Ashley Rolland, 23, officers discussed the investigation with the suspect and victim at the West Monroe Police Department.
The victim said Rolland stayed with him for the past week, and while he was in the shower, she took approximately $5,000 off of his dresser and left the apartment.
Per the report, Rolland said she took the money and left.
During a search of Rolland, officers located $6,233 and found a clear plastic bag containing approximately one gram of meth in her vagina.
Rolland denied ownership of the methamphetamine.