Some Idiot Says He Didn't Pull Over for Sirens Because He Was "Receiving Sexual Acts" From His Passenger
Well this is a perfectly good excuse to ignore the police sirens and lights in your rear-view mirror.
A guy named David Herring was driving in Fort Pierce, Florida last week and he blew through a red light. The cops saw him and immediately got behind him to pull him over.
But even though their lights were flashing, David kept driving.
And when he FINALLY pulled over, he explained the delay to the cops: He couldn't get over immediately because his, quote, "pants were down" and he was, quote, "receiving sexual acts" from his passenger.
That passenger was a 55-year-old woman named Rhonda Koppenhoefer. And she had a Bud Light between her legs, a crack pipe by her feet, and a crack rock in her mouth.
She was arrested for cocaine possession, tampering with evidence, and possession of drug equipment. David was not arrested.
Photo Cred: St. Lucie County Sheriffs Office
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