A Woman Steals Booze, Then Passes Out in Front of the Store

A Woman Steals Booze, Then Passes Out in Front of the Store

If you're gonna steal something, make sure you're at least capable of TRYING to make a getaway . . .

A 52-year-old woman walked into a convenience store in Crestview, Florida the other day, and stole a bunch of booze. (Crestview is on the Florida panhandle, about 50 miles northeast of Pensacola.)

We don't know her name, but she walked out with two cans of Bud Light . . . one can of Lime-a-Rita . . . a can of Straw-ber-Rita . . . and a bottle of Ménage à Trois red wine. So, class all the way.

She was already pretty hammered when she did it though, and it wasn't hard to catch her . . . because she ended up passing out on the ground, right in front of the STORE.

Another customer saw her steal the stuff . . . told the cashier . . . and she got arrested. She already has four other theft convictions on her record, so this will be number five.

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