A Guy Attacks His Waiter When a Fancy Italian Restaurant Doesn't Have Miller Lite
I'm not sure if Miller Lite is the right beer to pair with a nice tortellini, but I'm not willing to fight someone to find out.
A 33-year-old guy named Anthony Williams was at a nice Italian restaurant in New York City earlier this month, and he tried to order a Miller Lite. But the restaurant only serves fancier beers than that, so they didn't have one for him.
And that made him SO angry that he grabbed his 54-year-old waiter and THREW HIM over a table. Then he took off.
The cops quickly tracked him down . . . right after he'd stopped at a store to buy some beer. The police report didn't say what kind it was, but we HAVE to assume it was Miller Lite. It would be kind of amazing if it wasn't, though.
Anyway, Anthony tried to fight the cops off by swinging his bag of beer at them, but it didn't work, and he was arrested for assault, harassment, and criminal mischief.