A Woman Steals Beer Between Her Thighs . . . and Cleans Out the "Take a Penny" Tray
If you like a woman who's VERY frugal with money, and has thighs that are powerful enough to crush you . . . we've got your dream girl here.
A woman went to a gas station in Chattanooga, Tennessee last week and did two very notable things:
1. She stole a 12-pack of Bud Light by putting it up her skirt and holding it between her meaty thighs.
2. She paid for her 70 cents worth of gas by cleaning out the "take a penny, leave a penny" tray.
And yes, the beer was between her legs the entire time she was paying for her gas.
So the owner turned over the surveillance tape to the cops once he figured out what happened. But he definitely sounds more impressed than angry.
Quote, "You know, it made me mad. Then I got to thinking about it, and I started laughing . . . this lady, she really had it all together."