John McAfee Explains Whale Sex Club

Apparently a group of men gather together once a year in a place  called Molokai and have sex with a whale, according to anti-virus  software creator John McAffee.

John took to Twitter on  Tuesday morning to tell his 872,000 followers about whale sex, a  favorite pastime for a group of men who won't let John into their club.John says: 

     Some call me "Whale Fucker". Alright. There's a private club of a few dozen Maori men and one butch woman - that meet in Molokai each year to  fuck a whale. True. Men on padeleboards herd the whale while one tries  to fuck it. Wouldn't let me in the club. Tried it alone. Epic fail.

John, a 2016 US Presidential candidate,  is a 73 year old computer hacker and libertarian political activist who  has lead a very interesting life (which is really something of an  understatement).   

SAN JOSE, CA - SEPTEMBER 28: John McAfee participates in a fireside chat at the C2SV Technology Conference Day Three at McEnery Convention Center on September 28, 2013 in San Jose, California. (Photo by Tim Mosenfelder/Getty Images)


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