Social Justice Warriors Demand Santa Become Gender Neutral

Many critics (limp wristed SJWs) of Santa Claus are asking if he should become gender-neutral.

These are the same morons who get offended when someone plays 74 year old version "Baby it's cold outside" and suggest it's a song about date rape. 

The issue arose when a logo design company was asked to update old St. Nick's image

Thousands of PC idiots voted, resulting in folks believing Santa is a woman... or gender neutral. However, a 72% majority said Santa should remain a man.

More suggestions to revamp Santa's image, including: 

  • 23% said Santa should be using Amazon Prime.
  • 25% said Santa should wear trainers instead of boots.
  • 20% said Santa, tattooed, would be acceptable.
  • 21% said Santa should watch what he eats.
  • 18% said Santa needs a new hairdo and some skinny jeans.
  • 22% said Santa should drive a flying car instead of a reindeer sleigh.

Folks, Saint Nick is a man.  Get over it.  

THE OFFICE -- 'Secret Santa' Episode 610 -- Pictured: (l-r) Phyllis Smith as Phyllis Lapin, Steve Carell as Michael Scott -- Photo by: Chris Haston/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank


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