Just take the word "Tehran" and put it in front of their first names.
Director Michael Moore, Twitter troll and former Hollywood actress Rose McGowan, and unemployed quarterback Colin Kaepernick are among the celebrities who publicly defended or pleaded with Iran after they recently sent a militia to attack our embassy in Baghdad.
Let's start with Mr Moore's comments.
“I would like to ask you, as much as you have the right to and as much as you want to, I would like you, the leadership of the country of Iran, to not respond with violence to the United States,” Moore said.
The 65-year-old filmmaker went on to urge the Iranian leadership to not play into Trump’s hands with violent retaliation, but instead wait for Congress or the American electorate to remove Trump through impeachment or an election.
“I am asking you to try what Martin Luther King and Gandhi said requires the most amount of courage which is to respond with non-violence,” he continued. “I am asking you to leave this up to me, give me all of 10 months and I and millions of Americans will remove Trump from the White House.”
Not to be outdone, race-bating former quarterback Colin Kaepernick had a thing or two to say about his disdain for American soldiers and the "racist" attack on Iran's military leader.
Wow - I can't believe nobody wants this guy on their football team.
Fun fact: lots of Iranians and Iraqis are white people. No, really - Iran is located in a region of the world known as "Caucus" - short for "Caucasian".
And, finally, Hollywood bimbo Rose McGowan spent the weekend telling her Twitter followers that Iran is a reasonable country, despite their oppression of women and gays, and America is evil; orange man bad.
Are those emojis on the Iranian flag? Yep.
Then she tried to walk back her stupid comments. Apparently openly hating America makes it hard to get a role in a b-list movie.