Did she whip out her jugs on purpose?!
This happened in Houston:
A Texas porch pirate was in such a rush to snatch a package that her top slid off during the brazen daylight heist caught on a doorbell security camera.
In a video obtained by KHOU 11, the woman can be seen running barefoot up to the porch of a Houston home and swiping a box containing a dress from Nordstrom.
During the theft, though, the woman’s shirt slips off, which was all captured by the homeowner’s Ring doorbell camera.
“She clearly was having a wardrobe problem on the way up,” Harris County Precinct 1 Constable Alan Rosen told Fox News.
“I don’t think I’ve seen one of those.”
The woman, as of Thursday, remained at large. But Rosen told KHOU 11 that the department has a few leads.