Exactly how drunk was this lady?!
A 61-year-old woman in Texas tried to join a 4th of July parade on her old, beat-up tractor, but parade officials said no.
So she tried to join it anyway . . . FLOORED it when cops tried to stop her . . . and ended up crashing into a fence.
If you've never seen a "high speed" police chase involving a tractor, here ya go...