Washington-Post: Beto Tried to Feed His Wife a Turd

Did Beto O'Rourke do something to piss off the liberal media?

Last week Reuters released a report detailing how the Presidential hopeful wrote an article about how he enjoys murdering people back when he was a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow hacker organization.  More specifically, he said all women are "sluts" who have "AIDS" and he felt obligated to warn the local "Nazi skins" community about this information.

How a new report from the Washington Post suggests Beto O'Rourke is some kind of fecalfeliac, obsessed with playing with the feces of others.

Fox News reports:

 Democratic presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke attempted to play a practical joke on his wife by telling her that a turd he plucked from one of their children's diapers was an avocado, a friend of the couple told The Washington Post.
   A gauzy profile of the couple that was published Tuesday and titled "Are Amy and Beto O'Rourke the future of politics?" described the former congressman as an "impulsive and puckish" character who proposed to his future wife on April Fool's Day.
   Neither Beto nor Amy O'Rourke would confirm the baby poop story, though neither denied it and The Post reported that O'Rourke told the paper it sounded like something he would do. The O'Rourkes have three children: Ulysses, Molly, and Henry. It was not clear which child supplied the raw material for the reported prank.
   The Post report also said that O'Rourke deployed a remote-controlled cockroach in the family kitchen and attempted to scare his wife in the shower, a la Anthony Perkins in the 1960 Alfred Hitchcock classic, "Psycho."

Beto's campaign has quickly become riddled with publicity issues. Besides writing an essay about murdering people and trying to feed his wife feces, he was also recently accused of objectifying her in a sexist and misogynistic manner.

   Almost immediately after O'Rourke threw his hat into the ring, he was criticized for saying that his wife has raised their three children "sometimes with my help" at multiple campaign stops in Iowa.
   O'Rourke said the criticism of his "ham-handed" attempt to highlight his wife's work in their marriage was "right on."
   "Not only will I not say that again, but I will be much more thoughtful in the ways that I talk about my marriage," he said.

So if you're looking for a guy who objectifies his wife, plays with other people's feces and writes murder porn fantasies, Beto is your guy!