Ecosexuality is a real thing.
Imagine hippies who are into skinny dipping and fornicating with trees in an effort to save Mother Earth from the evil oil companies.
They seriously believe they can stop "climate change" by strapping on a prophylactic and going to town on a oak tree.
This is very real - there's even a documentary about it called Eco-sexual Bathhouse.
You think we're kidding? We're not.
Here's a video to prove it.