Remember Houston mayoral candidate Demetria Smith? Don't feel bad if you don't know the name - we almost forget she was running. She's the same mayoral candidate who recently said she doesn't want anymore "gay mayors" because it's time to make city hall "straight".
We're not sure if that means she knows something we don't know about Houston's Mayor Sylvester Turner but we do know she was recently arrested while driving to a mayoral debate in Fort Bend county.
We could explain to you what happened but since this is 2019 we'll let Demetria share the story in a series of erratic and grammar-devoid social media posts (starting with the arrest video).