Some people are so charming and good looking that opportunities for coitus just throw themselves at their feet.
For everyone else, there's the daily hooker report...
In Huntsville, Alabama, police arrested about a half a dozen men for trying to solicit prostitutes last week. Normally we wouldn't even pay attention to such an irrelevant news story, but check out the prices that were offered by some of the 'Johns'.
Below are the suspects' names and charges, according to Huntsville police:
- Ervin Brown, age 32: Soliciting prostitution (offered money for sex act), Possession of a controlled substance
- Aaron Tower, age 24: Soliciting prostitution (offered $40 for sex act)
- Marchas Williams, 39: Soliciting prostitution (offered $20 for sex act)
- Darren Stallworth, 48: Soliciting prostitution (offered $20 for sex act)
- William Spotswood, 59: Soliciting prostitution (offered $15 for sex act)
- Carlos Perez, 31: Soliciting prostitution (offered $5 for sex act)
$15? $5?! With numbers that low, does that even count as prostitution?! Maybe these guys were just trying to insult the hookers?
Meanwhile in Hanford, the roughest looking hooker you've ever seen in your life was just arrested:
Officers said they set up a fake profile on an escort website and communicated with females and males who were looking to have sex for money.
Later, officers said they staged in a local hotel and invited the “would be” clients over for the sole purpose of prostitution.
Around 7 p.m., police said 57-year-old Charlotte Kay Palumbo from Fresno arrived at the hotel after communicating with undercover officers over text message to have sex for money.
Once Palumbo entered the hotel room, she was met by an undercover officer and continued to negotiate the price for the sexual acts, police said. Undercover officers in a nearby room then moved in and took Palumbo into custody on suspicion of prostitution.